09 noiembrie 2010

It can always get worse, no matter what



GEORGE CARLIN - "LIFE'S WORTH LOSING" TOUR (2008)

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  1. George Carlin quotes:

    Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

    If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

    If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?

    Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

    There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

    http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/George_Carlin

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  2. "Ignoranţa este mama admiraţiei"

    George Carlin

    http://www.rightwords.ro/citate/autor/george-carlin--621

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  3. "It's never just a game when you're winning"

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  4. Tare, moşu'. A murit în 2008, la 71 de ani.

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  5. "Carlin did not vote and often criticized elections as an illusion of choice" :)))))


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Carlin

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  6. The New Deal revolutions were far too vast to be dealt with in one chapter, but Goldberg's recounting of the National Recovery Act's program and its bullying tactics -- combined with a suspiciously Germanic "Blue Eagle" trademark -- makes one wonder what modern liberals flyspecking for the slightest whiff of fascist tendencies in conservatism would make of it — if they had any real historical memory.

    But while pointing out these similarities and following the intellectual and political threads through Democratic politics to the present day, Goldberg effectively turns "Bush is a Nazi" rhetoric on its head-- but repeatedly says, "liberals are not Nazis."

    Goldberg makes the point that American fascism is warm and fuzzy fascism of the we-will-take-care-of-you variety — or, as George Carlin put it (though he undoubtedly meant something else), "smiley face fascism."

    But even smiley fascists need an enemy for motivation, a rallying point for their anger. Though modern liberal fascists may not be genocidal, they do have a target. "The white male," Goldberg writes, "is the Jew of liberal fascism."

    http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/fp/ARTICLES/Read953f.html?GUID=ECDD4D88-E374-4AAF-98BC-4FAAC691BA90

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"Noi nu mergem la răzbel, ba ne și căcăm pe el!"

(soldat Josef Švejk, k.u.k. Heer, 1915)

Şi asta "încă din 1912"... zice Hašek.